Now, Even A Monkey Could Easily Accept Online Payments
by Michael Filsaime

Copyright 2005 MikeFilsaime.com, Inc.

I just came across this web site called PayDotCom.com

After reviewing the web site, I thought to myself that even a monkey could use this system to easily take orders over the Internet without a merchant account.

Ill give you 10 reasons why a monkey could do this.

1. Monkeys dont have money, right? Its absolutely free to set up an account. Once they sell a few bananas they can always upgrade their account and sell more products.


2. Monkeys dont have a lot of patience There is no pre approval to start selling. That includes your sales and thank you page. They can sell physical and/or digital bananas.


3. Monkeys dont know how to advertise. Their product will be displayed in a high-traffic marketplace when a sale is made. Plus, with all the other monkeys will be going ape over this web site which means more and more exposure.


4. Monkeys hang out in clans and will have a lot of friends that will want to sell their bananas. They can easily set up a 1, 2, or multi-tier affiliate program and mass pay all there affiliates.


5. Monkeys dont like to wait on their money because they have to buy a lot of bananas to feed their families. No worry, they will get instant payments to their account and no annoying reserves.


6. Monkeys dont like any monkey business. They wont be required to offer a 100%, 90 day money-back guarantee and will have complete control over their refund policy.


7. Monkeys know its hard to keep track of a bunch monkey affiliates. They will be able to track their clicks, sales, and conversion stats. Plus, they can automatically e-mail them all at the same time.


8. Monkeys dont like all those flexible banana selling fees. They will all swing from the trees over a flat sales fee that can be split up by the monkey vender and monkey affiliates.

9. Monkeys eat bananas every month. Most of their loyal customers will want to buy a monthly membership. They can set up an automated monthly membership and bill them all monthly.


10. Monkeys dont know how to create web pages, links or graphics. No sweat, they will be provided with instant order buttons, secure download pages, an affiliate sign up page, an affiliate promotion area, affiliate tools, etc.


Look, I know youre not a monkey or you wouldnt be reading this right now. You can check out this incredible system at PayDotCom.com for yourself and see if you agree:

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